Free drinks

[Redclay Rebel]

Wilbur and his new friend feel like drinking but only have a buck between them, so Wilbur runs to a deli and buys a $1 hot dog.

"Follow my lead," he says as the go into a bar and order two shots. "When I stick the hot dog out my fly, get on your knees and suck it."he says. "We'll get kicked out and wont have to pay for the drinks."

His new friend plays along, and sure enough they get tossed out. Then they use th same trick at six more bars.

"I'm done," says the friend. "My knees are killing me and I'm starving."

"Not me," says Wilbur. "I ate the hot dog three bars ago."

[bad69boy]

HA HA, now that was funny!!!

[FLEETFIXER]

good one!

[pat2009]

ROTFLMAO that was a damn good one there!!!!